How to Avoid Getting Caught: Bulletproof Your Affair in These Simple Steps
THIS LESSON IN SUMMATION: Avoiding being caught is nothing more than understanding the precautionary measures to take and knowing the signs that tip our spouse off about the affair. Once you learn these simple precautionary measures, avoiding being busted by your spouse will be a piece of cake.
So many people desperately want to have an affair but don’t go through with it for obvious reasons. If getting caught is what is preventing you from going out and having the sex life you’ve always wanted, you need to read this article. Although most people that cheat end up getting caught, it’s actually quite easy to prevent your spouse from finding out.
How could that possibly be? If it were so easy to get away with, why do so many people get busted? Because most people don’t know what they’re doing! They don’t realize the simple mistakes they’re making. If you just make one MINOR error, you’re screwed.
Safe affair dating doesn’t require any sort of skills to master. You don’t have to practice the tips we give away for weeks on end before going out and having an affair. You simply need to know about the mistakes most men and women make and vow to never allow yourself to make those mistakes.
Like we said, it only takes ONE minor mistake to cost you your marriage. If you give away any little hint that you might be cheating, your spouse will become suspicious. And once he/she is suspicious, even if you haven’t been caught, it’s going to be difficult to get out of the house to see your affair partner. He/she will have all eyes on you until you prove you’re not cheating.
5 Steps to Prevent Getting Busted
Step #1: Always have a legitimate excuse handy
Don’t ask a girl out on a date that you met online and then take off 5 minutes later to meet her after telling your wife, “I’ll be back in an hour” with no excuse handy. Even if you’re used to taking off and leaving without explanation, you still should have a good excuse ready. What happens if your spouse – out of nowhere – pops the “so where are you going?” question?
Safe affair dating is all about preparing yourself for EVERY obstacle. You just never know when your spouse will throw you a curveball. Legitimate excuses that work include…
- “The boss is making me work late tonight…”
- “I’m going to get an oil change…” (if you’re a guy this works best than if you’re a female)
- “I need some fresh air to clear my mind. I’m going to hit the road for a few hours and come back refreshed…”
There are plenty of other excuses you can use. But we really like these ones because they’re hard to trace. We don’t think you should use excuses that include going to see friends/family. What happens if she calls them up to make sure you’re there are for some other reason and then finds out you’re not?
Step #2: Hide your computer history
Sometimes all it takes is a simple “delete browser history” to avoid getting caught. Married folks forget this all the time. If you share a computer with your spouse, delete all page views on affair dating sites. Oh, and delete the page views on this site as well.
Step #3: Delete messaging conversations
Whether you chat with your affair partner via SMS or IM, you should ALWAYS remove the conversation from existence IMMEDIATELY afterwards. Don’t wait until later on that evening because you just might forget it. You never know when your spouse will “accidentally” look through your phone.
Step #4: Choose the RIGHT funding option
For both men and women…do NOT pay for an affair dating site with a bank card. Try explaining that charge on your bank statement to the spouse. Go out to Wal-Mart or one of those check cashing places and get yourself a cheap prepaid debit card. They usually only cost $10 or less and another couple bucks to fund them. Put just enough money on that card to cover the dating site membership fees.
For the men…you’re likely going to have to pay for the dates. And that includes hotel expenses (if that’s where you plan on hooking up) and drinks. Ladies…consider yourselves lucky! Guys, you also need to fund your prepaid debit card with enough money to pay for the date. Either that or bring cash on hand. We suggest a prepaid card, but paying with cash isn’t a terrible idea either.
Step #5: Don’t be the first to give out your phone number (if you ever do give it out)
If the guy/gal you’re interested in meeting wants to give you their digits, that’s fine. But you should NEVER give yours out until you get his/hers. This is a safety precaution that so many married daters fail to abide by. They get so excited to meet up that they jump right into things without realizing what they’re doing.
FINAL TIP: Only date other married people
It’s not that single people aren’t great lays. But they have nothing to lose. When you’re hooking up with other married people, you know they’re in the same situation as you. They have just as much to lose. What happens if a single guy/girl gets attached to you? They’ll rat you out to your spouse. A married person is unlikely to do that because they’re in the same predicament.