The Art of “Modern” Day Flirting: Using Technology to Score a Date With a HOT Married Chick!
THIS LESSON IN SUMMATION: It takes a bit of humor, creativity, and class to impress a woman. The easiest way to land a quick date with a married woman is to flirt with her in a manner that her husband never does. That’s why they join affair dating sites.
There’s something you need to know about married women; they’re bored beyond belief. They fell in love with some guy that was amazing years ago, but now they’re bored of him. He doesn’t please her in bed. He doesn’t do sweet little things for her anymore. And he never flirts with her.
The flirting part is where you come into play. It’s the gateway to getting laid. If you can effectively flirt with her, she’ll be begging for you to ask her out on a “date”. Flirting is simple and can be done in 3 ways…
- Playfully teasing her (nothing offensive)
- Making her laugh
- Being sweet
The 3rd one – being sweet – is something you have to be a bit careful with. You don’t want to come off as too romantic with a married woman. After all, she is married. She’s not looking for a romantic relationship. So keep the mushy-mushy comments to a minimum.
Making her laugh really isn’t that hard. It requires a lighthearted joke. You don’t need to search the Internet for “funniest jokes” and it definitely should not be an offensive joke. So nothing that starts out with, “so a priest, a rabbi, and a donkey walk into a bar…”.
Example of an SMS Conversation Between a Married Man and Married Woman
The following is an actual conversation we had with a woman we met on EroticAffairs.com. This should give you an idea of how to flirt either via SMS or Instant Messenger…
Him: How’s your evening going?
Her: Pretty boring just sitting around the house
Him: Is your lesser half home?
Her: Yeah in the shower
Him: Why aren’t you joining him? Can’t stand the thought out seeing his hairy ass?
Her: More like I can’t stand the thought of seeing him period lol
Him: I don’t blame you. Guys are nasty!
Her: No they aren’t just my hubby!
Him: Why did you marry him then?
Her: Why did you marry your wife?
Him: Crap! You got me there!
Her: That’s what I thought!
Him: Well, I guess we both screwed up on who we married so we have something in common. I guess that means we should go out for drinks this weekend then…
Him: I’ll take “hmm” as a yes.
Her: Okay, fine…yes!
Him: I’m free Friday or Saturday…your choice!