Creating an Affair Dating Profile That Shows Off Your Vibrant Personality Without Offending Her
THIS LESSSON IN SUMMATION: The first impression a woman online will have of you is based on the quality of your profile. A high-quality profile generates positive results. A mediocre profile generates absolutely nothing.
Being boring in your affair dating profile is the #1 key to ensuring you never get laid. If that’s what you want, be our guest. But for those of you wanting to get laid, we’re going to help you build one hell of a dating profile! There are a couple of common misconceptions about what a good profile should entail on a married dating site. The first one is that it should resemble that of a pervert’s profile. This is completely FALSE!
She wants to screw a fantasy…not a disgusting pervert. Seriously, whose fantasy is to hookup with some nasty perv? Think about it! That’s like your fantasy being to screw a tweaker that went on about how amazing her blowjobs are in her profile. Sure, we all love a killer Beej, but do you want it from a tweaker? Hell no. You might get an STD or something!
Chicks Also Don’t Dig the Overly Nice Guy
That’s right…you shouldn’t come off as a pervert OR an overly nice guy in your profile. Just like they don’t fantasize about screwing a perv, no chicks fantasize about doing Mr. Nice Guy. They don’t want a complete asshole or a cocky bastard. But you should come off as strong and confident in your profile. None of this, “look at me I’m so nice, I will treat you well and kiss you and cuddle with you all night long” nonsense. You’re not getting laid like that.
What Married Chicks REALLY Dig: An Interesting Guy With a Sense of Humor
Married women are bored. Their husband sucks in bed and isn’t a lot of fun outside the bedroom either. So what do they want? The exact opposite. You can show women you’re fun and interesting by typing up a profile that lists exciting hobbies/activities such as hiking, worldly traveling, etc. No, you’re not going to do these things with her most likely. You’re just going to have sex. But she wants to know you’re someone she can have a decent conversation with.
Women base their decision on whether or not to contact you by how interesting you seem in your profile. A sense of humor is great, but don’t get carried away. There’s no need to type up a comedy script or tryout for the next Last Comic Standing. A couple of goofy jokes will do.